Noteworthy Court Orders

"Let it Be"
Careful citing a Beatles tune to a judge who knows more about them than you do.

Order Denying Motion as Incomprehensible
Yet another reason why making sense is a good idea.

Order Granting Motion to Compel Lunch
Judge forces opposing counsel to meet for lunch, orders them to tip.

Order to Hold Deposition at State Line
The parties could not agree whether to hold it in Texas or Arkansas.

Order to Lighten Up
Something that ought to be part of every judge's standing orders.

The Hard-Boiled-Egg Order
Remove the egg without delay.  Today, I say, today!  Today!
It will not fit within the file.  Besides, you are a pedophile.