Noteworthy Court Orders
Lowering the Bar Presents
Noteworthy Court Orders
- "Let it Be"
- Be careful citing a Beatles tune to a judge who knows more about them than you do.
- Order Denying Motion as Incomprehensible
- Yet another reason why making sense is a good idea.
- Order Granting Motion to Compel Lunch
- Judge forces opposing counsel to meet for lunch, orders them to tip.
- Order to Hold Deposition at State Line
- The parties could not agree whether to hold it in Texas or Arkansas.
- Order to Lighten Up
- Something that ought to be part of every judge's standing orders.
- The Hard-Boiled-Egg Order
- Remove the egg without delay. Today, I say, today! Today!
- It will not fit within the file. Besides, you are a pedophile.