Noteworthy Court Orders

Lowering the Bar Presents
Noteworthy Court Orders

• "Let it Be"
  • Be careful citing a Beatles tune to a judge who knows more about them than you do.
• Order Denying Motion as Incomprehensible
  • Yet another reason why making sense is a good idea.
• Order Granting Motion to Compel Lunch
  • Judge forces opposing counsel to meet for lunch, orders them to tip.
• Order to Hold Deposition at State Line
  • The parties could not agree whether to hold it in Texas or Arkansas.
• Order to Lighten Up
  
  • Something that ought to be part of every judge's standing orders.
• The Hard-Boiled-Egg Order
  • Remove the egg without delay.  Today, I say, today!  Today!
  • It will not fit within the file.  Besides, you are a pedophile.